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A family take their mum to a nursing home. The nurses bathe her and sit her in a chair by the window. She slowely starts to lean over to one side. Two attentive nurses straighten her up. She starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back to put her upright. This goes on all morning. The family arrive and asks, "Are they treating you alright?" "It's pretty nice," mum replies. "Except they wont let you fart!"