23 replies to this topic

[Lewi]

Right i got a new one for ya's

Ill start off saying i want you to do something or get me something etc and you've gotta give me an excuse why you cant, then you ask for something yourselves and the next person replys etccccccccc

Exampleeeeee

Member1
Steal me a Lambo

Member2
Cant im washing my pubes,
Go the shop and get me some fags

Member3
Cant cause am shaggin ya mum
Give me all ya money

etc

etc.

Easy to understand so unless your a spacker like tricky or bantzz...or maybe even leo, you should be able to do it

Ok so ill start

Get me a greggs sausage roll im hungry

[tricky-d]

fuck off im not your slave & im too busy licking out ya dogs arse

go to the doctors for me & book me an apointment iv caught gonarea off here

[Static Bounce]

cant mate sorry, too busy fucking your goldfish..

go make me a brew?

[Maddie♥]

Can't soz your nan ate my legs

Make me a sandwich bitch

[Static Bounce]

ya nan ate my legs?

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Cant the sandwich attacked me last time and i dont wanna chance it.

Suck my cock?

[Lewi]

whip it out! jokes cba tryna find it for you

Get me on a date with your mum

[Maddie♥]

Can't me mum ran of with a greek man with six toes.

Yes your nan ate my legs, pay for replacements?

[Static Bounce]

i spent all my last money on condoms for me and your mother :/ sorry

ya mum snapped my bed.. get me a new 1

[Lewi]

cant find one strong enough to hold you ya fatty

give me a few grand for a decent car

[Static Bounce]

I need it to pay ya mum off m8

Sort us a cig, got none :/

[DJ Draze]

i can't lad, smoked them all after i had ya mum

make us a bacon butty

[Static Bounce]

only bacon ive got is inside ya sisters pussy m8, Thats mine to eat later, be nice and juicy


ring us? ive got sumit to tell ya

[DJ Draze]

cant mate, used the last of my credit tryin to ring ya mum about the money she still owes me!

lend us a tenner to top my phone up?

[Lewi]

everything thats said about everyones mums

cant i've just spent it on an extra large condom for ma dick cause i dont fancy catching aids from ya mum

pick me up a crate of fosters

[DJ Draze]

nah i can't mate, need the drink myself, drown my sorrows coz ya mum's left me

buy me a car

[ryry2010]

cant mate, need money t pay off ya sis




sum1 get iz a new fone

[Lewi]

cant mate i need get myself a new one cause your mums put loads naked pics of her on it and it wont let me delete em

pay for my festival ticket & trains i cba saving up

[Static Bounce]

I would, but your sister charges a lot now a days :/


Pick up the soap for me?

[ryry2010]

i would but im to busy lookin at the pics ya mum just sent me






someone buy me ma lunchh lol

[Lewi]

i would do but bantzz mum will nick it off me and eat it

lend me £50 to get my phone fixed

[ryry2010]

would mate but i need it to fix the chair ur sis broke lol!




sum1 pay 2 fix mah xbox

[Dj Mike C]

I would but i just spent all my money on a prostitute that give me aids

Does anyone know how to get rid of chlamidia?

[Lewi]

yeah, but i aint telling you cause im a horrible cunt.

go kill me a chicken

[nathanj12]

mad as fuck all this